Edward Fox is the fit lad in the barber chair in the above UKNakedMen.com session we previously posted about. After looking at the trailer for this session, I'm as excited about Edward Fox as I was about Marco Blaze last year. This kid is quite the fit little fucker, his "preferred position" seems to be him on top in a "doggy style" with his ass and butthole moving up and down before the camera.
If you watch the teaser at UKNakedMen.com and you arent' convinced that Edward is The Next Big Thing, there is some mind blowing fucking featuring Edward at BullDogPit.com.
BTW, it may not be obvious from the photos but, the guy with Edward in the above UKNakedMen clip has a little Jude Law / Jamie Dornan Look going on when you see him "in motion".
Staples Ink Recycling I mentioned before that if you join Staples' Ink Recycling Program online, Staples will give you $3.00 per ink cartridge up to 10 ink cartridges / $30.00 in store credit per month. You can turn in as many ink cartridges as you want (they don't need the packaging). However, Staples will only pay you $3.00 per cartridge for 10 cartridges per month. You can then use the $30.00 in store credit to buy something from Staples but, what you buy has to cost more than $30.00.
Well, I finally bought some stuff from Staples using my store credits. With the first $30.00 credit, I bought replacement filters for my "Air Purifier". With the second $30.00 credit, I bought a 16G PNY USB Drive.
I read something on Staples' Ink Recycling website that seemed to say that if you buy something that costs more than $1,000 from Staples, you can gain some premium status that will allow you to "redeem" more than 10 ink cartridges and get other additional benefits.
The Metal Hunters A lot / most of these guys I see going through dumpsters are looking for metal. One guy told me that there are metal junk yards in Queens that pay for metal. I assume that collecting metal must be economical because I've seen a lot of guys in trucks driving around collecting metal. You have to think that if these guys are burning GAS to drive around looking for metal, that they must make enough from selling the metal to junk yards to justify the gas bill.
The thing is with some of these guys going after metal is that they will destroy some piece of working computer equipment for the metal. For example, I figured out that the reason cables on Computer Monitors, mice and keyboards etc. are usually cut in dumpsters is because these "Metal Hunters" cut off the cables for the metal.
Last night, when I was heading to a company that has been throwing away Windows XP computers and industrial quality color laser printer, I saw some Metal Hunters throwing a laser printer into the back of a Truck. I just wonder what else these guys probably destroyed for the metal from this site before I got there. I saw that there was a CRT Computer Monitor in the dumpster that the guys left behind.
Psycho Janitors
Last night, I found something in this dumpster and I was putting it in my bag and this guy, who I assume was some janitor of some kind, came out and started watching me. I ignored the guy of course.
When I didn't move away soon enough, this Beauch actually almost became hysterical and he ran back into the building, I assume, to call the police.
I've "made rounds" to this company's dumpsters a lot and this was the first time I've seen this particular idiot. In fact,
Several months ago, a janitor who works for this Company told me that one of the companies in this particular building is a Mens Clothing Store. The Guy said that he saw the Clothing Store throw out Expensive Men's Suits and that before they threw the suits in the trash, they slashed the backs of the Coat and cut the pants of the suits.
This is New York City and, I've been in this shit hole city now long enough to not be shock by assholes. Yet, it continues to amaze me that some fucking low life janitor would actually DESTROY SOMETHING or THREATEN TO CALL THE POLICE rather than see someone take something OUT OF A TRASH CAN. And, keep in mind, these dumpsters ARE ON THE PUBLIC SIDEWALK.
As I mentioned some time ago, there was this one company that was in the habit of throwing away a shit load of expensive working computer equipment (stuff like Windows XP Laptops, Windows Servers, Sun Computers etc.) and then this one fucking Janitor decided that he was going to keep anybody from taking stuff out of the trash unless they paid him (or, in his idiot fucking words, "You Give me money").
Fortunately, there are many companies in Manhattan throwing shit away, there is no reason to bother with the fucking retard janitors demanding money or who will destroy a working computer in a dumpster to keep you from getting it.
You know, logically, I realize how insane it is for some fucking assholes to threaten to call the police because I take something out of a dumpster that is on THE PUBLIC SIDEWALK. However, this is New York, this is the City of that Terrorist Cell known as The NYPD.
I guess THE GAYS have now wised up to what the fucking NYPD is all about. Given that the NYPD apparently has no problem destroying the lives of gay men in order to build a case for shutting down a porn shop.
Cody Cummings is everywhere now, and talking a lot. Cody is so "accessible" lately it is easy to forget that, bottom line, Cody Cummings is a great looking guy.
I'm going to give Cody Cummings the same advice I gave to Jason "I'm Only 40% Gay" Crew, i.e., "Just Shut the Fuck Up and Bend Over".
Get a load of the cast for what was considered a silly movie back in the day:
Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Geena Davis, Charles Rocket, Damon Wayans, Julie Brown
A space ship carrying hairy blue red and yellow aliens (Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans) lands in the pool of Geena Davis and her girlfriends. Davis and company shave the aliens, dress'em up and take'em out to the disco.
CLICK HERE for the disco scene from "Earth Girls Are Easy"
Michael Jackson's Frankenstein Approach to Child Production SHOULD prompt the State of California to pass law regulating the mixing and matching of eggs, sperm donors and child bearing surrogates in order to obtain a child.
If there are not already laws ON THE BOOKS in California to prevent someone from doing what Jackson did to obtain a child, THERE OUGHT TO BE. And,
The Group of People Most Likely to be Adversely Affected by Laws Against Mixing and Matching Eggs and Sperm Donors are GAY MEN
Harvey Levin of TMZ presented this wild charge that Michael Jackson never adopted his children and therefore that Jackson may not legally be their father. Levin is a lawyer and should know better.
The simple fact is that, by all available evidence, Michael Jackson married Debbie Rowe to legally establish himself as the father of the two children born from Rowe while Jackson was married to her. The law in most states hold that ...
Children born to a married couple are the legal children of that couple no matter who impregnated the woman and, one has to assume, no matter where the eggs came from that produced the children.
There is established law in all states that PREVENT some man who impregnated a married woman from claiming that he is the legal father / parent of a child born to a married woman. The Community obviously feels that it is in the best interests of children that they have MARRIED PARENTs.
According to reports from TMZ, the surrogate who birthed Michael Jackson's third child had no idea who would get the child she was carrying and no idea who were the sperm and egg donors who produced the fetus he was carrying. Again, if there are not laws in California regulating this kind of stuff, THERE OUGHT TO BE.
The July Promotion on Bitchless TV is 20% Off on all Tribal Pulse Production videos. Hot Euro Porn Bunnies Chad Driver and Adam Kubick have appeared in a number of Tribal Pulse films. Both Chad and Adam are in Suite Service
When we first blogged about Director Matt Reeves ("Cloverfield") doing an English language remake of the Swedish vampire movie Let The Right One In, we theorized that the remake was probably going to be a Twilight clone. Well,
Director Matt Reeves is now being quoted in an LA Times article saying that his remake will most definitely NOT be a Twilight style movie.
Personally, I think Reeves is full of shit because,
1. Since when is producer JJ Abrams known for pursuing artistic integrity instead of CASH? And,
2. I can't believe that any Major American Movie Studio today would finance a movie in which pre-teens are brutally killed by a vampire because they teased another kid.
We shall see if Mr. Reeves' remake is going to be true to the novel or a Twilight clone. I'm betting my money on a Twilight clone.
The Gay Angle
In the novel on which Let The Right One In is based, it is allegedly not clear if the new kid next door" (the vampire) is a boy or a girl. In the Swedish movie, a female actor played the vampire.
A fragile, anxious boy, 12-year-old Oskar is regularly bullied by his stronger classmates but never strikes back. The lonely boy's wish for a friend seems to come true when he meets Eli, also 12, who moves in next door to him with her father. A pale, serious young girl, she only comes out at night and doesn't seem affected by the freezing temperatures. Coinciding with Eli's arrival is a series of inexplicable disappearances and murders.
Some blogger commented that he (unlike others) wasn't upset about "American Werewolf" being remade, he just wondered why the remakers couldn't pick some other city, like Glasgow? Hey, why not a plot where a BelAmi werewolf bites an American Sex Tourist and they can call it An American Werewolf in Prague?
Two American college students, David Kessler (David Naughton) and Jack Goodman (Griffin Dunne), are backpacking across the Yorkshire moors when they are attacked by a large, unknown animal. Jack is killed, but David survives the mauling and is taken to a hospital in London. When he wakes up three weeks later, he does not remember what happened and is told of his friend's death. Things get stranger when he is visited by Jack's ghost, which takes the distressing form of a reanimated corpse, who explains that they had been attacked by a werewolf, suggesting that David himself is now a werewolf.
The poster for the movie of David Naughton and Griffin Dunne, I think, is now considered a "classic" movie poster.
"American Werewolf in London" presents the victims of the Werewolf as ghosts that haunt the Werewolf. I don't recall seeing this "feature" in any other werewolf movie.
At the time "American Werewolf" was made, Griffin Dunne was a relatively hot actor. The actor David Naughton I think was mostly famous for a "musical number" in a Dr. Pepper commercial. I recall an interview in which Naughton said he was picked for the movie because he had a good body, there being a lot of nude scenes in the movie.
David Naughton's transformation from man to wolf was THE event in "American Werewolf". Not only was the scene extremely long, I don't think that Hollywood had the technology BEFORE "American Werewolf" to show a man transforming into a wolf the way American Werewolf did.
Director John Landis is in the news for suing Michael Jackson over ( 1 ) Royalties from the video Thriller and, ( 2 ) Jackson allegedly giving producers permission to make a Broadway play out of Thriller without Landis' permission.
I remember thinking that "American Werewolf in Paris" was THE dumbest movie ever. The movie has a very different "tone" than American Werewolf in London. Although "Werewolf in Paris" is not exactly overtly campy, it isn't exactly totally serious. Over time, I actually grew "not to hate" American Werewolf in Paris. I think if you hadn't seen "Werewolf in London", you might have actually liked "Werewolf in Paris". Another thing too is "kids today" might find the "technology" in "American Werewolf in London" OUTDATED and the campy-ness of "Werewolf in Paris" might actually "go over" better with the younger crowd.
I THINKs the "fit lad" above is Gaston in the "Sebastian Gaston and Collin O'Neal" session. When I first saw this guy, I thought he was a "grown up" BelAmi model, Gaston's face looks like an older version of a model who worked for BelAmi. The "dealbreaker" on whether Gaston is the BelAmi model however, is that the BelAmi model had / has 'huge balls", bigger ones than Gaston.
Gaston, Collin ONeal and SebastianHere I go stepping in again! This time I really had to break the ice with Gaston, a model perfect Argentinean, that had never done porn before. He was a bit nervous and no matter what Sebastian or I did he just did not seem comfortable. So after Gaston and Sebastian whispered to each other Sebastian came over to me and recommended I take off MY clothes! Well, thats just a slippery slope that really turned into a very unique slippery slope for all of you to gawk at. This is the first time I have handed my camera over to another person, let alone a model, to then not only jump into the scene, but eventually to jump on to something of great appeal to me!.Collin O'Neal
Of the SyFy original movies reported by DreadCentral, Sand Serpents looks like it could be the most entertaining. Horrorsquad's description of the movie as Dune meets Tremors meets Black Hawk Down seems accurate.
Infestation looks like a silly-er campy-er version of Eight Legged Freaks, which seems like it could be interesting for all of about three minutes.
High Plains Invaders looks like it "misses" its moment in the way the "Space Scorpion" appears on the scene just as "Buffy the Vampire Killer's James Marsters is about to be hanged.
We just "ran across" two publications that cite our Relationship LLC ® alternative to marriage concept. The two publications are:
1. The Business of Intimacy by Martha M. Ertman University of Utah - S.J. Quinney College of Law
2. The Laws of Love By Donna C. Kline, Donna C. Kline, Ph.D., J.D.
We've been cited by a lot of publications over the years, the above two are the most recent. It is important to note that A Major Delaware Newspaper did a report on the Relationship LLC years ago, so, The State of Delaware is more than aware that we exist.
The Relationship LLC concept is about using the limited liability company "business" structure to partner in "social relationships". The Limited Liability Company is essentially a "corporate partnership", the structure is like a partnership only, as with a corporation, the partners are not personally liable for the debt of the limited liability company. ANY NUMBER OF PEOPLE of ANY SEX can form a Relationship LLC.
The Relationship LLC is legally recognized by ALL STATES, The Federal Government and INTERNATIONALLY. And,
Because sex is not part of the Relationship LLC contract, there will never be any reason for The Government to even thing about regulating the activities of members of a Relationship LLC.
So far, the groups that have "whole heartedly" embraced the Relationship LLC are:
1. Wealthy Gay Men with "sizable" assets who want to use the Relationship LLC as a sort of "roll your own" nofault marriage;
2. Lesbians with Children in states where they are unable to legally marry;
3. Polyamory people who want to form "partnerships" that include more people than "just one man and one woman";
4. Mormons who want to practice plural marriage LEGALLY. Essentially, the Mormon man may legally marry ONE WIFE and then form a Relationship LLC with the other "wives" and with his children.
I'm trying to figure out how I didn't know about a vampire movie starring Kerr Smith, Brendan Fehr and Simon Rex. I'm pretty certain I was alive in 2001 when The Forsaken was released.
Sean (Kerr Smith) is driving cross country to his sister's wedding when he picks up Nick (Brendan Fehr), a hitchhiker who happens to be a vampire hunter hunting a group of vampires led by Kit (Jonathan Schaech), one of the Forsaken.
You have to be "intimately" familiar with the movie Burnt Money (aka Plata Quemada) and with the UK alternate rock band Placebo to recognize the genius of the above homemade music video.
There are many many many versions of the song My Sweet Prince by Placebo around, from live concerts Placebo has done. I suspect that the version of My Sweet Prince in the above video may be the "studio" version from Placebo's album, because. I haven't heard that version of "My Sweet Prince" on any of Placebo's live performance videos. LIVE, Brian Molko always "adds" a bit more to the song.
Contrary to what you might assume, "My Sweet Prince" is not a song about gay lovers, even though Brian Molko is frequently wearing a dress when he sings the song. I read that "someone" (possibly a female) attempted to commit suicide and before the person did the act, he/she wrote the phrase "My Sweet Prince, You are the one" on a note to Brian Molko.
The scenes that are used in the video from Burnt Money are also brilliant.
Burnt Money follows two bandits, Nene and Angel, who happen to be gay for each other. At several points in the movie, Nene is shown "smelling" Angel's fingers. This "habit" of Nene's is a result of how Nene and Angel first met when Angel put his hand to Nene's face and took a cigarette Nene was smoking. Nene even describes the smell of Angel's fingers at one point in the movie. I think ALL of the scenes from the movie in which Nene is smelling Angel's fingers are in the above video clip. LIKE I SAID, you have to be intimately familiar with the movie Burnt Money and with Placebo to recognize the brilliance of the above "homemade" music video.
Hawke plays a researcher in 2019 named Edward Dalton. Some pesky plague has turned most of the world's population into vampires, and humans are at the edge of extinction. But seeing that vamps sort of rely on human blood, they've got to farm the remaining humans to keep up their food source, or find a blood substitute. But it isn't a wasteland of chaos -- the vamps are leaders, cops, you name it. As the supply decreases, a rogue crew finds a way to cure vampirism and possibly save the human race, and they enlist Dalton to help.Horrorsquad
When I played the trailer for the new movie Daybreakers, I instantly recognized Placebo and Brian Molko's voice on the theme music. The Theme Song for Daybreakers is Placebo's Running Up That Hill.
It is my understanding that Brian Molko's "native tongue" is French. I find it is a little funny not only that Brian would use the "Ebonics" phrase "I be" but that a guy whose native tongue is French would even be aware of the phrase.
While I personally think this "Vampire Wave" with movies lately has gone way past "too much", if the movie "Daybreakers" gets Placebo a bigger audience, then it would be worth watching Dumbass Ethan Hawke in a movie for two hours.
We went to see the special theater showing of the new Director's cut of Blade Runner. When we went to the ticket booth to buy a ticket, Ethan Hawke, some ditsy girl and another guy were standing next to the booth. WHY Hawke and company were standing next to the ticket booth is anyone's guest since they all seemed to already have tickets. Hawke gave us this look like: "Don't even think of talking to me". Hawke & Co were running around this movie theater like deranged 10 year olds.
All of us here at The Bitchless Blog love Placebo and Brian Molko. We discovered Placebo when someone uploaded a "homemade music video" for Placebo's My Sweet Prince using video footage from the movie Burnt Money / Plata Quemada.
While we love Placebo, this new title song from Placebo's Battle for the Sun in absolutely horrible. All we can think is that Placebo made the song as some sort of Joke / commentary on awful pop songs.
THIS is the PG Trailer for Raging Stallions' new movie The Visitor starring Logan McCree. The Visitor is reportedly based on David Bowie's The Man Who Fell To Earth.
Alien Logan McCree plays an alien who falls to earth in San Franciso eager to "study" gay sex AND, I assume the Alien is angry about not having the right to marry. No word on whether the Alien intends to march on Washington.
CLICK HERE for previous post "The Compleat Logan McCree"
Mother of Jackson's Kids Reacts 19:15 6/25/2009, TMZ Staff, 911, ambulance, cardiac arrest, cardiacarrest, cpr, hospital, michael jackson, michaeljackson, TMZ.com Filed under: Michael Jackson
We're told Michael Jackson's ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, is "inconsolable."For the record, Debbie gave up all parental rights to the two children -- Paris and Michael Jr. Therefore she is not legally in line to take custody. ...
Michael Jackson's Doc Speaks on Death 19:10 6/25/2009, TMZ Staff, 911, cardiac arrest, cardiacarrest, cpr, hospital, michael jackson, michaeljackson, TMZ.com Filed under: Michael Jackson
We' just spoke with Dr. Arnold Klein, the Beverly Hills dermatologist who has treated Michael Jackson for decades -- the man who has seen Jackson weekly for the last few months.Klein said, "Michael is a gift from heaven. He was the most talented man ...
Since news of Michael Jackson's death today, celebrity friends and fans have released the following reactions on their Twitter accounts:Lindsay Lohan: NO OMG ... sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family ... i feel sick..Marlon ...
We've just learned Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to a hospital in Los Angeles ... and we're told it was cardiac arrest and that paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance ... and it's looking bad.He was picked up at his home around 20 ...
In a previous post on Grace Jones' influence on Black Men's Hair styles, we noted that Grace Jones was in the movie Vamp. Vamp has a plot somewhat similar to Quentin Tarantino's From Dusk Till Dawn.
In "From Dusk Till Dawn", THE GUYs end up in a strip bar where the strippers are actually vampires because they are "running from the law". In Vamp, THE GUYs end up in a strip bar where the strippers are actually vampires because they are "frat boys" out on the weekend looking for a good time.
We decided to highlight (with another post) the fact that Keith Haring appears to have designed "the body art" Grace Jones is wearing in Vamp during her strip tease as well as the art on "the idol" Jones is sitting on during the dance. Apparently, while Jones does a strip and "dispatches" several fit lads in Vamp, "she never speaks in the movie".
Below is the trailer for the movie Vamp. CLICK HERE for previous post "Grace Jones or Francois Sagat Hair"
As soon as I saw this new video on UKNakedMen.com of a guy getting his hair cut at the barber, I immediately thought of Jean Daniel Cadinot's movie Pressbook
In Pressbook, this kid is a photographer for a Mens Fashion House that is preparing for a fashion show. The Kid goes to get his hair cut from a friend and, of course, sex ensues. Later, the Kid's boyfriend finds out that The Kid was having sex with the models at work and leaves him. So, The Kid does what anyone of us would do in a situation like this, he runs out and has sex; the best cure for all that ails ya. As I recall, a young unturned Michael Lucas is in Pressbook.