2006 Let's Get This Party Started Right Options

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1. Some football player tore his pants. I have this to say about football players. Their necks are too wide, their hips are too wide, their diicks are too short and they eat too much meat. Case Closed.

2. HX Magazine has a picture of an Anton that looks a lot like the Anton, Anton Antipov. Hey, if Anton Antipov is hanging out shirtless at NYC clubs, I might have to actually think about maybe going to a club one day. Yea, right! Spend six or eight hours of my time in a fahking club when I can have sheat delivered to my door.

Howard and Anton @ Fridays at xl


3. I Started the year off right by working on January 2, 2005. But then I was pretty much unconscious from Thursday up to January 2, 2005. I had from Thursday to Monday to make it to mid-town by 4:00 pm for a temp assignment and, I actually almost didn't make it to the job in time. What did I do all weekend? I have no idea. I'm pretty sure I was alive, but what I did, I don't know.

3. I have a 2/3 full bottle of Limoncello in my frig and I don't know what to do with it. I bought it to finally taste what Limoncello tasted like, it tastes like alcohol and I don't like the taste of alcohol. I actually expected some kind of unique taste experience, but the thing is just really sweet alcohol. I don't want to drink the stuff, so, I will probably end up pouring it down the drain. I spent $20.00 on Limoncello that I won't drink and, I paid $20.00 for a blade for my shaver that doesn't fit either one of the three kinds of shavers I presently have (I actually almost paid $40.00 for yet another shaver that fits the new blade I bought).