Beware the Eggo Zombies Options

[Harry Les Trade]

apparently, human brains smell and taste just like Eggos


I don't want to alarm anyone but, in towns where there have been severe Eggo Shortages there have also been out breaks of zombie attacks. Rumor has it that human brains smell and taste just like Eggos.

Let go of my Eggo Brains!

It will go down in history as The Great Eggo Disaster of '09.
As the shortage of the popular frozen waffle spreads across the land, kids are crying in their breakfast cereal, mothers are panicking in grocery-store aisles, and family and friends of the San Jose man who invented Eggos are looking up to heaven, wondering what Frank Dorsa would make of this calamity. Mercurynews