The Big Fat Fake Harlow Cuadra Interview Options

[Peter Everhard]

This is that Cuadra boy's idea of a G Rated video.

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The Lovely Lovely Harlow Cuadra ( http://www.harlowcuadraonline.com ), "person of interest" in the Bryan Kocis investigation has an interview on his website with me, The Lovely Lovely Lovely Peter Everhard.

Well, it is all fake. The entire script was created by The Bitchless Blog solely for "entertainment purposes". Harlow Cuadra had no input in the drama except to to have the "script" we emailed to boybatter.com pasted onto the blog at http://www.harlowcuadraonline.com .

btw, as far as we know, Harlow has no identical twin brother
btw2, we do not advocate nor do we condone pushing people into hell fire hot volcanoes


Marlow Cuadra and his Droogs

While this interview is fake, we have relayed Cuadra's offer to sit down for a real interview to James Marcus at Netscape Reports ( http://www.netscape.com ). So, here is the Big Fat Fake Harlow Cuadra Interview

Peter Everhard here, live blogging from NYC my telephone
interview with Mr. Harlow Cuadra. Harlow is at boybatter.com's
secret undisclosed hide...err, I mean, LOCATION in Norfolk,
Virgnia.

First off, I'm a little pissed off. Harlow promised to FedEx
me four Boy Batter Boys. Alls I got was two Boy Batters. I
haven't gone to sleep after having sex with only two guys since
high school.

No matter. Harlow Cuadra is a young guy and he is, after all,
on the ru...err, I mean RUNNING a business. But, next time, I
want six Boy Batter Boys FedEx-ed ... and two large cokes ...
and two side orders of fries!

So, Let's get on with this interview thingy...

Peter: Hello, Mr. Cuadra.
Harlow: Hello, Peter. Glad to talk to you.
Peter: Well, I have to ask, Harlow. Have you killed anybody
today?
Harlow: No!
Peter: Did you kill anybody yesterday?
Harlow: No!
Peter: Can I play with your pussy?
Harlow: What?
Peter: Look, Mr. Cuadra. If you're gonna be evasive, just
Fed-Ex me those two bonus Boy Batter Boys and we can call this a
wash.
Now, ... where was I ... Mr. Cuadra, Is it true that you have a
twin brother named Marlow Cuadra?
Harlow: As a matter of fact, I do have an identical twin named
Marlow. He's living in Montreal right now.
Peter: Has he pushed any more American strippers into abandoned
quarries since Mark Kraynak and Steve Wright?
Harlow: What?
Peter: Was Marlow that other guy with Timothy Boham at the
Mexican border?
Harlow: What?
Peter: Again, Harlow. If you're gonna be evasive...
Harlow: I'm not trying to be evasive. I'm just not
understanding your questions.
Peter: Okay, Mr. Cuadra. Let's try something different here.
Hypothetical ...
You, Brent Corrigan and a Virgin Hawaiian Princess are on the
rim of an erupting Volcano. Do you throw the Virgin in the
volcano or Brent Corrigan?
Harlow: Is it like a really really hot volcano?
Peter: Yes. It's a boiling hot, hell fire of a volcano. Do you
throw the Virgin in the volcano or Brent Corrigan?
Harlow: Are there like cameras around and like witnes, err, I
mean, other people around?
Peter: Mr. Cuadra, would you just answer the question.
Harlow: Hmmm. I'll have to check with my attorney and get back
to you on this.
Peter: Okay. Hmmm, it says here the correct answer is Both ...
You're new at this aren't you?
Harlow: New at what?
Peter: Never mind.
Let's get back to your identical twin brother Marlow ...
Is it true that Marlow is a nine and you're only a six?
Harlow: Actually, we're both eight and a halfs.
Peter: Ha, Ha, Ha. Did you grow and extra 2 inches since last
week?
Harlow: What?
Peter: That's it ... I can't work like this... Say What Again!

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[Gay Netscape]

Harlow Cuarda, "person of interest" in the Bryan Kocis/Cobra Video investigation has made an offer to submit to an interview by a reporter from Netscape Reports. This would be Cuadra's first interview on the matter. Cuadra's attorneys were interviewed by HamptonRoads.tv

Channel: Gay & Lesbian Tags: gay legal pennsylvania virginia

http://gay.netscape.com/story/2007/04/22/h...etscape-reports

[Harry Les Trade]

Hampton Roads is a major military center, particularly for the United States Navy, and Norfolk serves as the home for the most important of these regional installations, Naval Station Norfolk. Located on Sewell's Point Peninsula, in the northwest corner of the city, the installation is the current headquarters of the Atlantic Fleet, as well as being home port for the 2nd Fleet, which compromises approximately 62,000 active duty personnel, 75 ships, and 132 aircraft. The base also serves as the headquarters to the Allied Command Transformation (NATO) and the United States Joint Forces Command.

The region also plays an important role in defense contracting, with particular emphasis in the shipbuilding and ship repair businesses for the city of Norfolk. Major private shipyards located in Norfolk include: BAE Systems Norfolk Ship Repair with 750 employees, Metro Machine Corp. with 450 employees, and Colonna's Shipyard Inc. with 400 employees. Most contracts fulfilled by these shipyards are issued by the Navy, though some private commercial repair also takes place.

When combined with other important regional military installations such as Naval Air Station Oceana, Norfolk Naval Shipyard (in Portsmouth), Langley Air Force Base, and Naval Amphibious Base Little Creek, and along with other important defense contractors, the military serves as the region's economic backbone and cultural focal point. In fact, it is estimated that over 35% of Gross Regional Product (which includes the entire Norfolk-Newport News-Virginia Beach MSA), is attributable to defense spending, and that 75% of all regional growth since 2001 is attributable to increases in defense spending.[5] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norfolk,_Virginia

[Harry Les Trade]

Marlow Cuadra
the Evil Twin
Exclusive. Just when you thought the Bryan Kocis / Cobra Video Scandal could NOT get any weirder, Police in Virginia Beach Virginia are reporting that they interrupted a violent samurai sword fight last night between Harlow Cuadra's Evil Twin Marlow Cuadra and Brent Corrigan's Evil Twin Butch Corrigan. Marlow and Butch were both arrested and are awaiting arraignment today in court.

It was the weirdest thing I ever saw. These two guys were going at it with these two giant swords. They were yelling some crazy stuff about them both being immortals and that There Could Be Only One. I don't know what the hell that means Deputy Doug DeCuban, Virgnia Beach, Va.

Infortunately, we were unable to get a recent photo of Butch Corrigan, Brent Corrigan's Evil Twin. However, we're told that Butch Corrigan looks pretty much like Brent Corrigan, only Butch has facial hair and Butch's pubes aren't painted on.


Brent Corrigan (the good twin)

Highlander (Saison 6)
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An immortal went throught this orgasm-like experience after he defeated another immortal. Any doubt about whether the experience was INTENDED to be orgasm-like was blown away when Duncan and the Paul Wingfield immortal both killed other immortals at the same time and they both went through the "quakening" at the same time - I have NEVER seen anything like this before or since on tv. Highlander was/is without question THE gayest tv show ever in the history of television. Christopher Paige

[Marion]

When I saw this video from Luzerne County titled Todd Vonderheid addresses the LGBT Community in NEPA, I thought it might be a tutorial on how to build a gay bareback porn studio in your basement. Alas, it tis not.

The instructions how to operate a gay adult video production studio in your basement in a residential community must be in pamplet form.



This is a Luzerne County Judge talking about elections machines being left unlocked.