Some years ago, some business magazine actually had an article about Madonna being the best business Woman in America. So, what would you call women like Oprah and Mariah Carey who have more money and who got it without being photographed on a highway hitchhiking naked?

You gotta give Madonna credit. I mean it takes serious balls for an ugly no voice beauch like Madonna to get up every day and say: "You know what, I's gonna compete with Mariah Carey today". THAT takes either some serious fahking balls or some serious fahking brain damage.

Thing is, if you go by what the press writes, you could actually come away thinking that Madonna (not Mariah Carey) is the most successful female singer in history. All of the hustling and blowing and clawing and scraping Madonna has done to become Madonna, and Mariah Carey just walks in and says: "Move over, you ugly beauch!"

The press is reporting today that Madonna was nasty to Mariah Carey at the Live 8 Show. Hey, if I had to plaster my puzzy all over every media in the world in order to end up half as successful as Mariah Carey, I would hate Mariah Carey too.

Mariah Carey has to die because her existence reminds Mighty White Media that it can't make its Mutt White Trash American Icons into Global Super Stars. White American Media wants to get on the Global Stage and explain that Wil Smith and Mariah Carey are just Negroes.