Last Saturday Night, while I was home alone arranging my vibrators by size, I realized that, hey, I can't be the only hard-up White Beauch Lawyer in New York City who hasn't even seen a diick in three years. In fact, I don't know any of my fellow White Beauch Lawyers who've had sex since Giuliani was still mayor.

What we need to do is organize. We're young, we're smart, we have money and we're White! We should have all the diick we want whenever we want it. I propose staring a White Beauch Lawyers' Union to import Straight White diick to New York City from Russia or the Czech Republic or whereever. Are you with me girls?

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