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What Is A Tempster

Tempsters ™ are generally young, tall, skinny, extremely attractive White Males. The signature Tempster attributes are: long flowing overly managed (for a guy) hair and the prototypical "skinny White Boy Butt".

The Typical Tempster is relatively intelligent. While Tempsters have degrees from major Universities, chances are they cruised through college on their looks and didn't really major in or learn anything useful enough to actually make a living at.

The thing is that the typical Tempster has lead his life up to about age 30, exactly like the typical White beauch whose only goal in life was to marry a wealthy man and be a housewife. In essence, the typical Tempster has the brain of your basic lardass homebound housewife, and the body of a hot young White Guy.

The absolute defining fact about Tempsters is that, while they are ideally suited for living out their days as some rich Gay man's boy toy, they are for some unexplainable reason hung up on "puzzy". And not rich wealthy puzzy, but poor White Trash Over Educated Administrative Assistant Puzzy. Typically, if you assembled ALL of the average Tempster's former and current girlfriends in one room, you would have a room full of English Majors who are all making $12.00/hr working as temp administrative assistants.

Up to about the age of 30, the average Tempster has "gotten by" more or less as a "Gay Tease". Typically, everything Tempster owns was gifted to him by some guy who wanted to fahk him.

ALL of Tempster's males friends are always ALL guys who harbor the secret desire to get Tempster drunk enough one night so that they can "f__k the sh*t out of him.

And here of course we have the ultimate major life decision that every Tempster eventually has to make:

( a ) Does he continue to work day and night working two and three temp jobs so he can support himself AND the tired ass loser White Trash Beauch he's dating or married to. or,
( b ) Does he just GO GAY, since he is in all respects essentially a Gay Guy who has been eating puzzy for twelve years.

I would say that what ultimately separates the Tempsters who eventually become rich and successful from the Tempsters who end up in prison for killing their wives, comes down to how the GO GAY issue is decided.