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Peter Everhard	Jul 3 2005, 05:34 AM [ Post #1 ] [Reply]
Advanced Member Group: Admin Posts: 270 Joined: 4-March 04 Member No.: 25	I've got two Willys. Seriously, I've got two Willys. Two big ole Willys. Well, actually, one big ole willy and one adequate willy. Now, while some guys might view having two willys as, like, you know, a good thang, in this particular situation. it is in fact like a bad thang. How did that old 60's song go? I've got two willys and I ain't shame. Two willys and I love them both the same. Let me tell you bout my first Willy. Okay. Let me explain. As one of the administrators of this board, it is my job to make sure the member names are not duplicative and confusing. Now, it just so happens that I have two Willys, like I said. I have: Willy #1 - Willy Tolet who is like a real estate agent (which is like NYC Speak for a guy who gets tired ass old White Beauches on the East Side to buy over-priced condos by having sex with them). And, Willy #2 - My Black Sheep/Heterosexual little brother, Willy Everhard. I think what I'm going to do is just wait a while and see how having two Willys plays out. If having two Willys becomes duplicative and confusing, then I might have to do something, you know, like maybe put spots on one or dye one Black. Unrelated aside: I just went nuts and banged my keyboard to pieces with my fist. I'm just hoping I didn't break any bones in my hand. I don't know what it is about keyboards, but when the keys are sticking and not responsive enough, it just fahking drives me nuts. Now, I only have three spare keyboards left. -------------------- Peter Everhard ™ visa/mastercard/americanexpress http://www.honation.net/forums
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I've got two Willys. Seriously, I've got two Willys. Two big ole Willys. Well, actually, one big ole willy and one adequate willy.

Now, while some guys might view having two willys as, like, you know, a good thang, in this particular situation. it is in fact like a bad thang.

How did that old 60's song go? I've got two willys and I ain't shame. Two willys and I love them both the same. Let me tell you bout my first Willy.

Okay. Let me explain.

As one of the administrators of this board, it is my job to make sure the member names are not duplicative and confusing. Now, it just so happens that I have two Willys, like I said. I have:

Willy #1 - Willy Tolet who is like a real estate agent (which is like NYC Speak for a guy who gets tired ass old White Beauches on the East Side to buy over-priced condos by having sex with them).

And,

Willy #2 - My Black Sheep/Heterosexual little brother, Willy Everhard.

I think what I'm going to do is just wait a while and see how having two Willys plays out. If having two Willys becomes duplicative and confusing, then I might have to do something, you know, like maybe put spots on one or dye one Black.

Unrelated aside: I just went nuts and banged my keyboard to pieces with my fist. I'm just hoping I didn't break any bones in my hand. I don't know what it is about keyboards, but when the keys are sticking and not responsive enough, it just fahking drives me nuts. Now, I only have three spare keyboards left.

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Peter Everhard ™
visa/mastercard/americanexpress
http://www.honation.net/forums

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Willy Everhard	Jul 5 2005, 02:41 PM [ Post #2 ] [Reply]
Newbie Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 5-July 05 Member No.: 50	Yo! Nelly Won Kenobi! You Forgot To Mention My Blog, Bro! I have a blog dedicated to Genertically Engineered Heterosexuals at http://www.tempcity.com/dramanyc/blogs/geh. This blog is for other guys who are, like me, cursed with heterosexuality. Some of the topics I intend to cover on my blog include: Spending Quality Time With Women WITHOUT Twisting Their Fahking Heads Off Anger Management How To Beat Your Wife - A Guide For Twenty-Something Guys Why Women Are Stupid? Learning To Live With What Can't Be Changed Going Gay, Breaking The Curse. -------------------- Willy Everhard Genetically Engineer Heterosexual Editor Genetically Engineer Heterosexuals Blog http://www.tempcity.com/dramanyc/blogs/geh
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Jul 5 2005, 02:41 PM [ Post #2 ]

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Yo!
Nelly Won Kenobi!
You Forgot To Mention My Blog, Bro!

I have a blog dedicated to Genertically Engineered Heterosexuals at http://www.tempcity.com/dramanyc/blogs/geh. This blog is for other guys who are, like me, cursed with heterosexuality.

Some of the topics I intend to cover on my blog include:
Spending Quality Time With Women WITHOUT Twisting Their Fahking Heads Off
Anger Management
How To Beat Your Wife - A Guide For Twenty-Something Guys
Why Women Are Stupid? Learning To Live With What Can't Be Changed
Going Gay, Breaking The Curse.

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Willy Everhard
Genetically Engineer Heterosexual
Editor
Genetically Engineer Heterosexuals Blog
http://www.tempcity.com/dramanyc/blogs/geh

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