Brad Pitt in a Skirt Options

[Ross Russell]

Years ago when Robin Givens was in the news talking about how Mike Tyson beat her, it was reported that Givens (after divorcing Mike Tyson) was dating an unknown actor named Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt was not exactly unknown at the time, he had been in the movie Cutting Class and I remember seeing him on a 21 Jump Street episode. But Pitt wasn't famous at the time.

I'm sure the burden of being Brad Pitt is something that only someone burdened with being Jennifer Aniston could understand. Specifically, we all know that some people photograph much better than they actually look in person. For example, John Kennedy Jr. photographed very well but I actually saw John Kennedy Jr. walking down the street with a wool cap pulled over that hair of his and nobody looked at him twice. John Kennedy Jr. with his hair uncovered probably wouldn't have gone unnoticed though.

I remember seeing an interview with this kid actor (now grown) who said that he had a lot of problems with his image as it was presented in the media because he didn't actually look like his photos. This actor said that he had a serious acne problem as a kid, something that didn't show up in his photos and on tv.

Gothamist is actually reporting that HDTV is causing some problems for a lot of actors because their flaws, which weren't visible on old tv, are visible on HDTV.

While Brad Pitt is all over the news promoting his Troy movie the trailer for the movie shows who the researchers think will really sell the movie. In the trailers for the movie, Orlando Bloom is front and center and Brad Pitt only has a few minutes at the end of the trailer.

Global is shaking a lot of things up in America cinema. The Global Marketplace is making stars of people that racist Americans don't think should be stars. For example, I read somewhere that Eddie Murphy's career was in the toilet. However, I read somewhere else that Eddie Murphy's fame index in Europe is so high that he can pretty much make any kind of movie he wants.

I also keep reading in American media that Michael Jackson's career is over when Jackson says that his albums are number 1 everywhere in the world except in the US. And, am I the only person who knows that Roman Polanski is a convicted child molester as is the director of Powder?

Brad Pitt deserves to make a living and to eat like everyone else, but he really needs to hang up the Blond Bombshell routine and turn to co-starring in movies with a good Global Star. Which may in fact be what Troy actually is.

I think the gay fantasy, Interview with a Vampire, pretty much showed that there are not enough closet queens in America to enable Brad Pitt to carry a movie alone.