I Saved A Guy's Life Today Options

[Peter Everhard]

I have saved a number of guys' lives in New York City and I have never gotten any aass for doing it.

Once, about a year or so ago, I was walking across 42nd Street at Madison, and I saw this guy bent down next to his car changing a flat, There was a taxis heading straight for the guy. I stood in line with the guy, the taxi saw me standing and turned over into traffic. If I had not done this, that guy would have been hit by the taxis. Do you think this guy offered me a free b/j or something? No, he did not.


Today, I was walking up 3rd avenue. The sidewalk was full of beauches so I was about to step off of the Sidwalk when I turned my head slightly and saw this Bus roaring straight for me. If I had stepped off of the sidewalk even slightly, I would have been hit by the bus

I am always walking in the street in NYC because that is the only way to get away from the beauches on the sidewalk. If New York City is only 38% White, why the fahk are there so many tired ass White Beauches on the streets?

Anywho, after I walked further up 3rd AVe and took care of some chores, I was standing at the corner of 3rd and 53rd (about to cross to go to the drug store) when I saw this guy approaching me and the corner. This guy was just about to step into the street not looking behind him, when I could see that there was a car heading straight for him. I yelled at the guy to look out and the guy actually did stop dead in his tracks and looked back; he saw the car and said "Thanks".

He didn't say "Hey, thanks, can I blow you". "He didn't say "Thanks, you get to fahk me in the butt as often as you want for that". All he said was thanks. And the guy was fuckable too (like, do you think I would have warned an un-fuckable guy that he was about to be hit by a car?").

Many years ago, I was walking down the street in Flushing and I saw this guy go to put an envelope in his inside coat pocket, but the envelope fell to the ground. I yelled "Hey!" several times at the guy with the intent of telling him that he dropped something, but the guy ignored more.

It was obvious that the guy heard me, because he turned slightly and then turned about around. The guy had simply decided that there could not possibly be anything of value that I could possibly have to say to him.

Well, I passed the envelope the guy dropped on the ground and continued walking. I looked back later and I saw the guy realize that his envelope wasn't in his coat pocket and I saw him run to pick it up. So, at some point the ahole had to realize that I was trying to tell him that he dropped the envelope and that I could have picked it up and put it in my pocket when I walked over it. But I think at this point the fahking idiot New Yorkers are incapable of feeling like the aholes they are.