The Beauch Index Options

[Peter Everhard]

I just left a temp assignment. These two beauches who worked for the Client who were in the same room that I was working in, called my temp agency when I left the room to go to the men's room and complained that I wasn't typing fast enough.

My temp agency calls me on the phone and, with the beauches sitting next to me listening, I say: "I think it's best if I leave, I'm sure these nut jobs can find someone who can type fast enough for them".

The two beauches in question had been arguing with each other back forth for most of the morning. When I arrived on the temp assignment, the door to the building was locked and I had to call up to ask someone to let me in. No one came, so I waited until someone I recognized was going into the building to let me in. When I got to the office, this beauch actually aruged with me that the door was in fact opened and that when she went down to let me in, I wasn't there.

Now, I took this low pay assignment because my agency begged me to do. This was in fact my second gig at this idiot company, these idiot fahkers had actually requested me by name.

The Beauch Index

There are reports out indicating that almost HALF of the Black Men in New York City of working age are not in the workplace. To this I would say that White Males would not be in the workplace either if they had a way out. The internet bubble provided an indication of just how many White Males would jump at the chance to leave the workplace to the Beauches and the Faags.

The workplace in New York City is beyond hope.

There are simply too many idiot psycho beauches in the workplace in New York City for any company in New York City to get any real work done.

The key to success in New York CIty has to be working as a consultant or being a business owner and NOT being in the conventional office with brain damaged beauches.

In fact, I would go so far as to say that you can pretty much judge your position on the Economic Food Chain in New York City by how many fahking dumbass beauches you have to interface with on a daily basis. I call this the Beauch Index.


If your supervisor is a Beauch (especially an uneducated beauch from the Caribbean), then you must be a loser.

If your industry is largely beauch (like publishing, PR, and advertising), then you must be a loser.

If you interface with more than say two beauches doing your job, then you must be a loser.