Two Hours to Kill in NYC & Porn Store Zombies, Porn of the Dead Options

[Peter Everhard]

Joke of the Day
The ANSWER is: "Pretty much like a short guy"

I repeat, the ANSWER is: "Pretty much like a short guy"

Now, the QUESTION is: "What is a really really tall guy like when he's on his back with his legs up in the air".


You know, there actually still are a number of times when I am forced to leave my apartment.

I am trying to cut down on the number of times that I actually have to venture out into New York City. I'm working more at home, but I havent' yet gotten to the point of having food, shopping, etc. done and dropped off at my door. And, I think if I do get to this point, I would not want to have to interface with whoever is delivering and/or dropping off stuff.

Okay, I was actually out of my apartment today in New York City to pick up mail at the post office in Mid-town.

I'm in mid-town and it is around 8:00 pm and I get a call from a temp agency with an assignment that starts at 12:00 midnight.

Now in the old days, I would have had no problem killing a few hours in mid-town. But, these days, my first impulse was to go home and then to come back (even though at the time I was actually across the street from the building that I would be working in at midnight).

The first place I go is to easyeverything (the internet cafe) to check my mail and eyeball all of the hot Euros checking their email (that place should really get like private rooms for like private internet viewing). But, easyeverything only kills an hour or so.

Now, I don't know how YOU were raised, but in my culture, "killing time" is like synonymous with PORN.

The problem with PORN SHOPS today is that they are full of these like living dead zombie like people who just wander around with these blank stares not really doing anything or knowing what to do.

As we all know, back in the day, PORN SHOPS were like full service entertainment centers. But today, when I go to a PORN SHOP it is either to buy a video or to sample a video before I buy it. I don't go to porn shops to find a date.

dating ... isn't dating like so "brain dead hetero"? Can you imagine spending time with and money on someone you haven't already had sex with? And, if you have already had sex with them, like what is the fahking point of seeing them again?

I go to a Porn Shop and I don't see any new videos of any interest. I heard somewhere that the porn version of Raspberry Reich won't be out for a while.

While I'm at the porn shop, I get a call on my cell that the assignment was cancelled. By the time I get to my subway stop and I am walking out of the subway, it is 11:00 pm and I get a call that the assignment is back on for midnight.