I Need A Lawyer - I Could Hardly Contain Myself Options

[Peter Everhard]

I am at that “phase” of my business plan where I need to start suing people over my “intellectual property".

Since I see a lot of really important litigation coming up, I really need a lawyer.

Now, I could go the conventional route and hire some IP lawyer. But, I need a lawyer who will really have his “heart” into my cause. What I need is a lover who is also a lawyer.

Now, of course, this adds a bit of a wrinkle to my standard “method of operation” within the isle of Manhattan.

Now, when I “hook-up” with some guy, in addition to the standard “condoms and lube” thing, I have to stop and ask: “What do you do? Are you a lawyer?”

And, of course, if the guy ain’t a lawyer I need to come up with a way to “gracefully exit” the situation.

Now, I know the “establishments” that investment bankers hang out at. If I really needed an investment banker, I would just get a new membership to the West Side Club.

But lawyers, I haven’t really “bumped-into” a lot of lawyers in my NYC “travels”.

See, the thing is that most lawyers are ugly. Not only ugly but out of shape and ugly, like, you know, really fahking repulsive.

There have been very very few lawyers that I have been attracted to.

Anyway, the point of this rather long intro is that I just got off the elevator at this law firm that I am temping at. And, there was this ultra fahking hot fahking lawyer guy in the elevator with me.

I first saw him in the elevator bank after we left the cafeteria. And then when we got into the elevator, he positioned his little blond man/boy butt right in front of me. His aass was well within grabbing distance, actually his aass was well within penis distance.

This guy was sooo fahking hot, sooo fahking “EURO LOOKING”, and obviously he was a lawyer too.

I could hardly contain myself