Fish N Fish Called Wanda Options

[Peter Everhard]

Generally, I am not very good at flirting.

I mean, if the guy is not already naked and like within 5 feet of a bed, chances are I'm not likely to have sex with him.

I am just no good at talking someone into having sex. You either have to blatantly / overtly make it clear that you want it up the aasss, or you have to like get the fahk out of my fahking face. Okay?

Keep this in mind if you run into me on the street.

Anywho, generally I am no good at flirting. But, tonight I was openly flirting with this cute man/guy working at this fast food place. I smiled at him, I made it clear that I was staring at his ass, and, I did it all in front of this woman co-worker of his.

It is amazing how a beautiful face can just erase an entire fahking day of New York City. This guy I saw tonight erased an entire week of New York City.

I actually talked to the guy (like I'm like into fahking conversaton). It turns out the guy works at night and is going to college during the day. Of course the guy was/is Euro.

I couldn't tell what language the guy and his co-worker were speaking. So, it must have been something like Czech or some former Soviet Republic language (I know how to say "You wanna fahk?" in every other foreign language).

I am turning into that Fish in A Fish Called Wanda

In A Fish Called Wanda, Jamie Lee Curtis plays this uncultured American woman who get sexually aroused when she hears someone speaking a foreign language. I am turning into that Jamie Lee Curtis character.

When I hear a foreign language, it tells me that the guy is not a fahking New Yorker. And, being within penis distance of someone who is not a fahking New Yorker is the ultimate in sexual stimulation.