Don't Be Fahking Thanking Me Beauch Options

[Peter Everhard]

You know, I just don’t get some fahkers.

I mean, every company has IManage or DocsOpen. You’d think that all the little idiot fahker lawyers and all the little idiot fahker bankers would know either IManage or DocsOpen.

But, nooooo!

Not only did this idiot fahker beauch lawyer want me to do the edits to her idiot fahking document, but, get this, the handi-fahking-capped idiot fahker beauch actually wanted me to email her a blackline of the edited version of the doc against the previous version. Like the idiot fahker beauch couldn't just like open the fahking blackline on Docs-fahking-Open.

Not get this.

After I do the idiot fahker beauch's edits, and I do the idiot fahker beauch’s blackline and I email the blackline to the idiot fahker beach, the idiot fahker beauch has to interrupt and disrupt me again by emailing me back and saying: “Thanks”

Don’t be fahking thanking me, you idiot fahker beauch!