Help Me Please! Options

[Peter Everhard]

First off, I don't need your fahking Help. Okay? I just titled this topic Help Me Please because I thought it was funny. I don't need your fahking help.

If I needed your fahking help, I would break into your fahking house, beat you over the fahking head with a fahking bat and then I would say, "Please Help Me Please". Yeah, like you can fahking help me. I don't need your fahking help.

Anywho,

I was searching for something on my computer and I ran across this gif file titled "***ks". When I opened the file, it was red letterings of "fahk", "fahks", "fahker", "fahkers", "fahking", "fahked", etc. I had to laugh. If I was the kind of person to actually ask for help, I think this would be the point that I would ask for help.

[But, again, I don't need your fahking help. Okay?

actually, there is a very sane and almost brilliant explanation for why I have the above file titled "fahks". Having a graphic with these words, instead of typing them, prevents certain search robots from picking up the words and labling this site as an adult site. See, I may be a sick puppy, but I'm a fahking brilliant sick puppy