Free Range Sadomites, How Contextual Ads Freed The Queers Options

[Peter Everhard]

Lord, chiile ... have I got a story for your aass.

Back, Way Back, back years and years ago when there was actually White Mens in New York City fahking White Women, there was this cartel. A cartel jus like the Diamond Cartel and the Oil Cartel and the Straight White Diick Cartel.

This Cartel, the Gay Cartel, built hundreds and hundreds of little tiny toll roads to the homes of faags all over American. And, the only way any company could git to the homes of any mens with Co*k on their breath was to pay the Gay Cartel a toll fee to use their little tiny toll roads. No company in America could sell anything to your sadomites, your trouser snake ranglers, or your full time full service presenters without coughing up a fee. Chiile, American Express was soo reamed-out, surgeons is still trying to sew that go-go hole shut.

Then, just when every member of the Gay Cartel was about to go public and finally be able to actually git a taste of some of Geffen's cast-offs, the butt plug just fell out of the internet bubble and then some body invented a way to like embed ads in the text of webpages. Don't you know that by embedding ads in the text of webpages it was then possible to completely by-pass the Gay Cartel. Guuurrl, companies was jumping up and down and just selling sheat to faags at-will, without paying any tolls. If you look out your window right now, what you will see is free range faags, it is only since them contextual ads that co*k suckers is been free range. Anybody, Any nobody can now just sell sheat to any bung hole banger whenever and however they wants, all thanks to them contextual ads.

I don't know how the world will end. But when it do end, gurl faags will be too busy fornicating and companies will be too busy selling sheat to them while they is fornicating for either one of them to even notice.