Nate Berkus The Most Proper Gay Person Options

[Critter]

After Nate Berkus showed us (the Oprah Audience) his apartment and took us into his bedroom a couple of days ago. I ended up really hoping that Nate's life is not as boring as he presented it to be. The first and most obvious question I have is: "Why are all of the pictures on the wall of Nate's bedroom in black and white". Isn't it a tad strange for ALL of the photographs on a person's bedroom wall to ALL be in black and white?.

I have nothing against Nate and Oprah, in fact, I like both of them. But, with Nate Berkus' tour of his apartment, the guy comes across as "unreal", like a sanitized cartoon version of a gay guy.

Some idiot critic reportedly said that if White Bread could sing, it would sound like Olivia Newton John. Well, if White Bread was Gay and had feet, it would live in an apartment like Nate Berkus'.

Before Nate invited us into his bedroom, we of course knew that Nate's boyfriend died in the flood in Indonesia. But, according to the picture painted for us by Nate, there have been no men in Nate's life since his one true love drowned. Nate is now like The Widow Coretta, i.e., Nate does not hae sex and he is in perpetual mourning over his dead mate.

Nate informed us that he sleeps on the right side of his bed and that that is why the left side of his bed is never wrinkle. Since I didn't see any toys or small animals in Nate's bedroom, I can only assume that Nate's butthole and penis now exist purely for elimination purposes.

Nate is now The Perfect Homo. Nate Berkus is God-like in that Nate is homosexual but does not engage in homosexual acts?

Oprah also informed us that Halle Berry's wants Nate's sperm. Oprah said that Halle Berry told Nate that her mother told her to get some of Nate's sperm in a cup. Can Nate get any more perfect? I mean the guy is a Devine Homo who no longer engages in gay sex AND Halley Berry wants his sperm.

Nate Berkus could very well be the First Gay President. Or, maybe Nate could be the first Gay Vice-President to Oprah's first Black Female President.