I Love Ross, I Love Him, really I do Options

[Critter]

I figure the only thing standing between me and total and complete evil is that I love Ross.

The way I figure it, if you can actually feel something for another human, YOU then have to be somewhat human.

The fact is that, given the absolute horrible number of assholes in the world, I actually wish that I could achieve total evil. I could make the world a better place, a much better place.

However,

There is this little thing that stands in the way of my making the world a better place, I love Ross, I really really really love him. Almost every face that I see is in relation to Ross' face, I see Ross' face everywhere ...

that person looks a little like Ross, if that guy were a little thinner he would look like Ross, that bitch even looks a little like Ross

I actually have Ross on the brain.

So, when I die, I want my headstone to read, "I loved Ross", because that's who I am, I am defined by the fact that I love Ross.