Janet Jackson's Mammaries Options

[Ross Russell]

Dammit Janet! was a line uttered by the guy who played the Mayor on Spin City to Susan Sarandon in the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show.


The only reason I have ever had to watch the superbowl was to see the half-time show and to see what dotcom was advertising.

I was actually watching the Queer Eye marathon on NBC when Janet and Justin did their thing.

there was some gossip last year that Janet and Justin were dating hot and heavy UNTIL, it is claimed, Justin found out that Janet secretly has a kid who is his age

First of all, Janet wasn't even nude from what I could see, there was this big silver thing covering her nipple. Uma Thurman showed more actual breast material on that award show she was on.

And,

I have seen actual penis on TV.

On one Blind Date episode, there was a guy who took off his trunks when he was in the hot tub and the guy sat there in the water naked; there was no blurring, no censoring.

One of my favorite Blind Dater guys was this cutie who kept yelling that he had a small penis. In one of the PROMOS for the episode that this guy was on, they showed pubic hair as he got out of a pool with his trunks falling down. However, when the actual episode aired, the censors blurred this scene. I guess the real point was to get people to buy the uncut version of Blind Date

THE REAL STORY

The real story now is that we should all be afraid now of what Madonna might try to top Janet Jackson. But what can she do? Madonna has already been photographed standing naked in the street pretending to be hitchhiking. I think the only thing left for Madonna to do to keep her name in the news is for her to release an actual porn video like Pam Anderson (who I love) and Hilton.


Pam Anderson

Isn't Pam Anderson just amazing?

I can't think of any reason why I would like Pam Anderson but I do.

I once saw this picture of Pam Anderson without makeup and she looked like this normal Canadian girl.

I have not met very many Canadian assholes.

I think what I like about Pam Anderson is that her image is clearly a cartoon and she clearly makes fun of it. I think this is more or less why I hate RuPaul, it is clear that, in drag, RuPaul actually BELIEVES that he is that thing he is dressed-up to be.

As far as I can tell, EVERY tv show that Pam Anderson has been in has been a hit. Her PI show was just so funny.