Temping & the Fuckable Temp, The Rules for Fuckable Temps Options

[Peter Everhard]

Peter Everhard ™ Forum - Temping and the Fuckable Temp
also www.petereverhard.com

I once overhead this guy complaining that he had taken tests with all of these temp agencies and had scored over 80% on all the tests and the agencies still didn't call him.

I quess if I weren't so hot and self centered, I might have felt sorry for the guy.

The truth is if you are testing at temp agencies for work, then by definition you are NOT hot. Only Ugly People Test

When you are seriously hot, the temp agency is just a payroll service that the client uses to pay you want he wants to pay you. Let me explain:

Ugly Temp Scenario:
Ugly temp first of all has to work because more likely than not, he is the product of poor ugly parents. Ugly temp spends his days going from temp agency to temp agency registering and taking test hoping that some silly ass White Bitch (who doesn't know shit about temping) will feel sorry for him and maybe give him a temp job.

Fuckable Temp Scenario:
Fuckable temps are pulled aside by Clients at clubs, in restaurants, at the airport, at the West Side Club and assorted other places. Since these "CLIENTS" want to have us around so they can stare at our asses all day long and dream of having sex with us, they usually offer us jobs (temp jobs at first until they can fire some ugly manager so that they can give us the ugly manager's job).

With the Fuckable Temp, the Client arranges to have us temp for them and tells us the rate that he will pay us for the opportunity to stare at our lovely asses 5 days a week and gaze upon our beautiful faces. The Client will then call some temp agency his company is dealing with and arrange to have that temp agency put us on its payroll and pay us.

In other words, the Fuckable Temp makes contacts with Clients while the Ugly Temp goes begging to temp agency bitches for work.

I'm sure all of this is a big surprise to most of you, because from what I've seen, most of you temping are ugly.

And,

wake up call to all of you tired ass ugly losers temping who think you are Hot enough to be actors,

if you are temping girls, you are NOT hot by definition.

Hot Fuckable people don't temp for longer than a couple of weeks, until some ugly manager can be fired and then we can get the ugly manager's job. And this is mostly for those passable fuckables who actually want to work, most of us truly hot fuckables don't work at all, we pursue our acting careers full time.

Alternatively

Occasionally, I will be out at some bar or club and some owner of some temp agency will see me and realize that she has some client who would kill to have the chance to lick my ass.

When this happens, the owner of the temp agency will make arrangements for me to meet her Client (usually at the Client's home or at a hotel) to see if there is a match.

This is the only time I usually have any contact at all with temp agencies. I never talk to temp counselors.

Peter Everhard ™ Forum - Temping and the Fuckable Temp