they love you, they need youi, they want a real relationship with you ... the fahkers just don't want to pay by the fahking hour!

The opposite of Ho is At Will Employee. An At-Will Aass Licker is a dumb beauch who is so fahking dumb he doesn't even realizes that he's a fahking temp. And, we think it is farily safe to say that most workers in the US would not be at-will employees of it weren't for the Negroes. see Is The World A Safer Place? - How Employment Lawyers Destroyed the American Workplace.

The United States is the only major industrialized county in the world with most of its workers at will employees. And, it is very unlikely that most of the workers in the US would still be at will employees if it weren't for The Negroes and Racism. When Congress was debating the Civil Rights Act of 1964, Congress went out of its way to water-down the bill so that Blacks couldn't claim a right to continued employment, so that Blacks could not use The Civil Rights Act of 1964 as a club "to beat Corporate America over the head with". In effect, about 90% of the people working in America are Temps because a few racists aholes wanted to keep Blacks down. Because, the only legal way to keep Blacks down, by making sure Blacks couldn't claim a right to continued employment, was for Congress (and the Courts) to keep everybody down and to make everybody working Temps.

Unless you have a written contract for a specified duration you are an at will employee, a temp. In America, essentially the only people with contracts are government workers and people in labor unions, everybody else in America (except for some highly paid executives and consultants who have contacts) is a temp.

A Ho, therefore, is someone who recognizes what at will employment means and he (fahk the beauches) either has a contract or is self-employed. see The Employee as Predator.

The Day I Became A Vicious Ho

I can remember it clearly. I was gathering all of my employment forms from every where I had worked so that I could do my tax return. Then, I just happened to notice that I had several employment statements, not just several but eleven employment tax statements. I had worked for eleven employers that year in addition to having two businesses of my own.

It was then that I like went through this transformation; sorta like that guy in American Werewolf in London. Only, instead of growing hair and turning to a wolf, I grew arrogant and vicious and turned into a Ho (a Ho is defined at TEMPCITY ™ as someone with multiple sources of income).

It occurred to me that with eleven employers, I didn't have to be nice to anyone of them. I could actually tell five employers to go to hell (or, my preference "KISS MY BLACK *SS) and still have six other employers to do with as I wished. I could tell that psychotic Beauch at Employer 6 that, in fact, she was a psychotic Beauch. I could walk into Employer 10 and, if anyone looked at me the wrong way, I could say "Later Aholes". I was like liberated.

Like Martin Luther King, I too had a dream. Only instead of seeing all of mankind together in love and harmony, I saw the world of transnational corporations as rich beauches that God put on the earth so that I could screw them for fun and profit.

Now when someone threatens to call my employer or to get me fired, I just laugh and give them Employer 7's telephone number. Now, I have no fear of photos of me naked in Central Park ending up on the internet. What do I care, I have eleven employers, I'm like invincible.

Christopher Paige
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